The Adventurers Club

Zachary.Disney Cast Member, Universal Team Member, Student and Tow Mater Private Detective. All thoughts are mine and do not represent the views of Disney Parks or the Walt Disney Company.

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

4 hours ago on April 20th | J | 719,232 notes

humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

5 hours ago on April 20th | J | 230,024 notes

lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

5 hours ago on April 20th | J | 35,460 notes

Is Spring Break over?

Can I go back to hating everything now?

7 hours ago on April 20th | J | 1 note
7 hours ago on April 20th | J | 10,586 notes

Ask me shit

tomorrows-child:

Super bored 

7 hours ago on April 20th | J | 1 note
"Hoppy" Bunny day!

"Hoppy" Bunny day!

8 hours ago on April 20th | J | 2 notes
deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

9 hours ago on April 20th | J | 324,155 notes

paulbearer:

markbellhorn:

reblog this with your favorite lolcat

image

1 day ago on April 19th | J | 44,665 notes

inseamslemurs:

The year is 23 Million A.D. The sun has cooled, life on Earth long ago ended. Disney is still building the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train.

2 days ago on April 18th | J | 1,511 notes
disneymagicman:

hotandcoldrunningchills:

Hired publicity photo father and daughter can hardly contain their mirth at how zany and madcap Superstar Limo is. DCA 2001 is truly a wonderland of merriment. They’ll need plastic surgery to remove the goddamn smiles from their faces, just look at how FUN and amazingly Disney-like it is!
Swifty loves ya, babe. Muah, muah.

This was one of the strangest Disney attractions in history. Big headed celebrities, odd story, and of course Whoopi Goldberg.

disneymagicman:

hotandcoldrunningchills:

Hired publicity photo father and daughter can hardly contain their mirth at how zany and madcap Superstar Limo is. DCA 2001 is truly a wonderland of merriment. They’ll need plastic surgery to remove the goddamn smiles from their faces, just look at how FUN and amazingly Disney-like it is!

Swifty loves ya, babe. Muah, muah.

This was one of the strangest Disney attractions in history. Big headed celebrities, odd story, and of course Whoopi Goldberg.

2 days ago on April 18th | J | 110 notes
2 days ago on April 18th | J | 31,687 notes

What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?

What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?

2 days ago on April 18th | J | 1,728 notes

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

3 days ago on April 18th | J | 504,652 notes
3 days ago on April 17th | J | 27,339 notes